Success!

Readers, I have just recorded upon the hard drive of this laptop a selection of photos of such depravity that they would curl the eyebrows of Asmodeus himself!

From this you may infer that my investigations into the nocturnal activities of my erstwhile colleague Mister Bertram Bertram have been successful. I'll say they were! I consider such lithographs sold in the marketplace at Stapleton prison would fetch a pretty penny, were I not more enamoured with the art of blackmail than plain old dirty commerce.

But I am late already for a number of errands I must run before I make my escape for London town. I shall reveal all later.

Augustus
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